this is the rant about nothing

i've lost my binder.

this binder is not just any binder, but the binder for something important that i need to work on. it's got lots of papers and files and i'm not sure what i'm going to do without this binder. i can't go about my week without it. i haven't needed for about two weeks, but now i really need it, and i swear, it's disappeared into a vortex. along with my sunglasses.

and i know, it could have been in my messy room. but i've turned my room upside down trying to find it.. my room is still messy, but now everything's rearranged. it's nowhere to be found!

i wonder if my parents are playing a prank on me (never mind that they don't understand the concept), or if there really is a vortex full of stuff that i just randomly lose without rhyme or reason. i have everything else, why don't i have this binder?

i just really wanted to tell everyone of my woes. it really matters in the grand scheme of things. i think that it would've been a terrible crime and conspiracy for me to cover this up and pretend everything's okay.

i need the room of requirement to actually exist. because lost things get found there. like, for serious.