10 reasons why Shang is my dream man

Instead of finishing my paper...

This is Shang. 

He is my dream guy.  Let me give you ten reasons why.

 

1. He is Chinese.

2. He is cute.

3. He loves his father.

4. He is built. 

5. He has a beautiful singing voice, rather like Donny Osmond.

6. He has a sensitive side

7. He actually can get over himself and listen to Mulan, and helps defeat the Huns.

8. He says awkward things like, "You fight good," when he could have swept Mulan off her feet with sweet words.  Keepin' it real.

9. He's a real man's man, and can make a man out of any weaksauce guy!

10. He will always be able to fulfill my romantic expectations because he's not actually real and I can imagine-manipulate him to act anyway I think is awesome.

Now back to my paper...